Topical T. Rex - on Double Standards

How come it's all right to say, "nice top" to a woman who's wearing a pretty shirt, but if she's wearing a pretty skirt you can't say, "nice bottom"? Double standard.

What did you hear?

I like to call this, Overheard in the MetroBus and the Bedroom.

"Back Door, Please!"

"Just push it"

Got any others?

New Restaurant Idea

I want to open a Vietnamese Noodle Shop. And I will call it -

Pho King!

Marriage is so Gay!

Today in Washington DC, gay marriage is now allowed/legally recognized, which is awesome!

I used to have a different mindset about it, but that was mostly because I wasn't in a relationship and wasn't happy. So, if I wasn't happy, ain't nobody should be happy.

And although I am not in a relationship, I am happy, and hopeful. And I think that if you have been wait 1 year, 5 years, 17 years to be able to marry your partner, you deserve it. I can barely make it six months with the same woman, and you've been together 17 years!?

Huzzah and Kudos to all my Gays and Lesbians. And don't go contributing to a higher divorce percentage then we already have!

Playa Haiti

Most inappropriate sex joke I made yesterday in light of the Haiti tragedy -

"I'll give you a 7.5 on the Dickedher Scale!"

Others involved mentions of Plate Techtonics, Fault Lines, and in one instance, Magma.

How I like my Women...

I remember hearing this years ago, more than likely in a movie, " I like my women like I like my coffee; Strong and black." I always thought about other ways I would take my ladies.

I like my women like I like my coffee:

- Black and Artificially Sweet
- Strong in Body but Foamy up top.
- Overly Complicated
- Mostly Alcohol
- Light Brown and a bit Nutty
- Black with Two Sugars
- I don't.

How would you like your women, or men?

Movie Star Name

If I was to become famous, I would give myself a Nom de Film, a professional name. Are you ready for it?

Wyatt Sonely.

Only slightly, vaguely bigotted.

:)

Roxanne

Sometimes I feel like Cyrano; I do all the legwork and then some one else sweeps in and reaps the benefits.

I know that most of it is because I don't act on my own work, for varying reasons.

How do I just be satisfied with my own panache?